cancer

cancer
1. (cancer) (1729↑, 254↓)
A disease lacking a sense of humor.

Damn, Cancer, you really killed that dude.

2. (Cancer) (833↑, 272↓)
Cancer is what things like smoking, exposure to radiation, genetically enhanced food, and furbies cause.

Doctor:Well Mr. Smith, you have stomach cancer and you have 3 months to live, you have no money, your house has been reposessed, your children sent to work in a sweat shop in thailand for 3 cents an hour making Nike's, and your wife has no where to go and will most likely die due to starvation, but I do have some good news. You:.............. Doctor: I just saved money on car insurance by switching to Geico.

3. (cancer) (667↑, 107↓)
One disease to rule them all. Anything and everything causes cancer nowadays, which is somewhat depressing. There is no true cure for any form of cancer, but there just might be if the human race would stop warring with itself and concentrate on destroying diseases instead.

My God\! Jimmy\! Stay away from the sun\! It causes CANCER\! My God\! Jimmy\! Don't eat that\! It causes CANCER\! MY God\! Jimmy\! Don't breathe in school\! IT CAUSES CANCER\!

Author: The Smexorcist http://cancer.urbanup.com/1210697
4. (cancer) (591↑, 176↓)
4th Astrological sign for people born between June 22-July 21.

Cancers rock...

Author: Gwen Stefani Grrl http://cancer.urbanup.com/278898
5. (cancer) (440↑, 104↓)
A disease caused by everything.

Bob got cancer from breathing, maybe we should stop so we don't get cancer\!

6. (cancer) (562↑, 281↓)
Cancer is so very limited

It cannot cripple love; It cannot shatter hope; It cannot corrode faith; It cannot destroy peace; It cannot kill friendship; It cannot depress memories; It cannot silence courage; It cannot invade the soul; It cannot steal eternal life; It cannot conquer the spirit;

7. (Cancer) (203↑, 54↓)
- Any of various malignant neoplasms characterized by the proliferation of anaplastic cells that tend to invade surrounding tissue and metastasize to new body sites. - The pathological condition characterized by such growths. A pernicious, spreading evil. - A term often used as an insult when referring to someone who is a pathelogical source of trouble and discord within a group. Sadly, this word is usually used as an insult when the [moron] looking to talk trash about another person, and just can't come up with anything more original. See [skippy mcnipplehead], [hag], [clannie], [chickenshit], and [the queen].

Use one and two: "How sad, did you hear about George? He was diagnosed with cancer." Use three: "I'm taking measures to make sure that this crap doesn't happen anymore. I usually try to stay out of it, but I've hit my limit. Now it's my turn. Remove the cancer...then and only then can the healing begin. We'll be ok." To which a proper response would be... "Hell, If we're "CANCER", then ya'll are "AIDS", because at least we only destroy ourselves... you people destroy each other."

Author: The Cancer Coven http://cancer.urbanup.com/910536
8. (Cancer) (183↑, 37↓)
Fourth sign of the Zodiac. From June 22 to July 22. The Cancer person is: fearless, tenacious, retentive, resourceful, self-contained, very defensive, family- and home-oriented, intuitive, honest, generous, humorous, traditional, perceptive, emotional, loving, shrewd, proud, sensitive, protective, nurturing, cautious, helpful, purposeful, wise, easily flattered, hard-working, romantic, imaginative, security-oriented, very sexual, nurturing, warm, sympathetic, patriotic, sentimental, caring, and extremely protective of loved ones, and very innocent. The Cancerian is prone to being changeable or moody, hyper-sensitivite, touchy, patriotic, clingy and unable to let go, tenacious, devious, dominating, secretive, coldness, madness, overcritical or harshness, blunt, ruthless, suspicious, jealous, quick-tempered, violent, volatile, controlling, depressive, deceitful, lacking in stability, manipulative, aloof, dogmatic, eccentric, boastful, reckless, over-dramatic and somewhat arrogant. Cancers can have problems coming out of their shell. THey're often times reffered to as the "snail" human.

I am a Cancer. Opposite signs: Capricorn Compatible: Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn 50/50: Aries Incompatible: Aquarius, Libra

9. (cancer) (88↑, 40↓)
The fourth of the 12 zodiac signs, represented by the crab, running from June 23 to July 23.

Cancer is a water sign.

10. (cancer) (69↑, 28↓)
An uncontrolled meiotic division of a useless cell.

Breast cancer, lung cancer, colon cancer, testicular cancer, stomach cancer, etc.

11. (cancer) (42↑, 6↓)
Cancer is a class of diseases or disorders characterized by uncontrolled division of cells and the mass of these cells invade other tissues, either by direct growth into adjacent tissue through invasion or by implantation into distant sites by metastasis (in which cancer cells are transported through the blood or lymphatic system). There is a number of cures and mechninisims for cancer. these include; chemotherapy, radiotherapy, surgey, steriods as well as many other experimental drugs. There are a wide number of chemotherapy drugs, there is not one chemotherapy to treat all cancers.

cancer is a terrible disease, but it is not a death scentence. People think there is no cure for cancer but there is. Many people are living and recovering from cancer. That is the mistake people make, there is a cure for cancer, there is. Do not be scared of cancer, not all cases end heatbreak.

12. (cancer) (51↑, 18↓)
cancer 1. A deadly disease that is caused by anything and can kill anyone. It comes in diffrent types of forms like lukemia(blood)ovarian,breast,lung,and just about anywhere else 2. A zodiac sign repersented by the crab and runs from June 21-July 22

1.Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. 2.Some dude at party: Your a Cancer\! Some girl at party: Yep Some dude at party: I'm a Sagittarius, let's fuck.

Author: Your Mom in a bikini http://cancer.urbanup.com/1851273
13. (Cancer) (40↑, 8↓)
The 4th astrological sign of the [zodiac]. The sun is in this sign from [June] 21st to [July] 22nd. Cancer's element is [Water] and quality is [Cardinal]. The [moon] is it's ruler, governing the feeling nature of an individual such as emotional makeup, and unconscious habits. They have maternal instincts and are very receptive. The power of the moon is usually hidden until an eclipse where we are reminded that it is no less influential than the sun. It can be hard for Cancer to let go of the past, they are moody people but are loving and imaginative. They are considered to be compatible with signs of the same element ([Scorpio], [Pisces], and Cancer itself). Their main body part is the breast and the polar opposite of Cancer is [Capricorn].

Cancer is the mother of the signs... tits or GTFO

Author: bromodragonfly http://cancer.urbanup.com/5138516
14. (cancer) (64↑, 35↓)
The only superpower that humans can possess.

Cancer-boy: DUDE my cells are growing out of control\!\!\!\!\!\!

15. (cancer) (59↑, 33↓)
A fatal disease caused by the replication of a broken cell.
Author: pro-nun-see-A-shun http://cancer.urbanup.com/18565
16. (cancer) (51↑, 26↓)
n. slang term for cigarrette. short for cancer stick

"ayo gimme a cancer man"

17. (cancer) (39↑, 23↓)
1. A disease that some humans contract. The few of them are breast, prostate or lung cancer. 2. Astrological sign for those born between June 21- July 23.

1. Billy's mother told him to stop smoking but being the usual stubborn bastard he is, he would not listen to her. Years later, he was diagnosed with lung cancer. 2. Us Cancer people is known to be very intuitive.

18. (Cancer) (19↑, 6↓)
Online Social Meanings, mostly used in forums: Group of people who encourages more people (hence cancer's spreading nature) go join a certain forum with then corrupts the traditions and influenced (usually in a faggotry sense) the forum. In other words, Newfags in numbers who couldn't shut up.

The cancer has killed this forum, lets go somewhere else.

Author: Anonymous asdfasdf http://cancer.urbanup.com/3243819
19. (cancer) (40↑, 27↓)
A vicious person who is extremely negative and adversely affects the mood and demoralizes those around him/her. He/she cannot be fixed or changed and needs to be cut out of the system, or the pathetic nature of the person will spread like wildfire and create an everlasting hostile environment.

The director of international relations is cancer and needs to be canned. He whines like a baby, sabotages other's projects, and is flat-out an ingrate.

20. (cancer) (23↑, 12↓)
a disease lacking in humor, surplussing in tumor.

holy shit dude, that 6 centimeter mass in your lungs has no sense of humor. what a killjoy. also, cancer.

Author: Hawaiian Dicking http://cancer.urbanup.com/4101016
21. (Cancer) (17↑, 8↓)
An illness that is similar to AIDS: far too profitable to cure.

Dr. Jack: My colleagues and I pretend that we do not know how to cure cancer so we can keep our million dollar homes, fancy boats, and BMW's.

22. (Cancer) (14↑, 5↓)
Cigarettes

Cigarettes = Cancer

23. (Cancer) (14↑, 7↓)
Fucked

Dude, I have cancer. Well you're fucked.

24. (cancer) (22↑, 19↓)
another term for cigarettes

shit dude, i'm out of cancer.

Author: Mary Jane Hendrix http://cancer.urbanup.com/1974877
25. (cancer) (30↑, 29↓)
a disease that already has a cure, but has not been released, and probably never will be due to the fact that the government are a bunch of stuck up ass wholes and are getting entirely too much money to stop now. This is also a form of population controll ,that could be purposely diagnosed to unfortunate babies at birth

Government: OMG\! check out all this money were getting\!\! OH LOOK OVER THERE, so much population, set out the cancer again \!

Author: bigman manley man http://cancer.urbanup.com/1690521
26. (Cancer) (0↑, 0↓)
Something that you want people to get when they piss you off

Eric punched me in the gut, I hope he gets cancer.

27. (cancer) (30↑, 33↓)
A disease that kills people. There is a known cure for cancer, but the the drug companys don't really want the public to know that, because they will lose money from the people who buy thier products.

The only reason the media says there is no cure for cancer, because if there was, nobody would buy medicine, and the drug companys can't let that happen because it's all about the money$money$money. The cure for cancer is simple. Just crack open the pit of an apricot, plumb, or any kind of fruit like that, and eat the seeds. Do this everyday to pervent cancer. If you already have cancer, you should eat around 8 apricot seeds everyday to cure it. People have been doing this for years to cure cancer. The reason alot of people don't hear about this, is becuase if you did, you wouldn't have to buy medicine, and therefore, the drug companies would go bankrupt. Don't waste your time putting unnatural chemicals into your body, when you can do it the natural, and more accurate way.

28. (cancer) (15↑, 18↓)
(Romanian slang) Extreme cold. Usually, the word refers to cold in combination with humidity and windchill. May also refer to the quality of being cold.

1) Dude, keep your parka on. It's cancer outside. 2) The sea was okay, but in the morning the water was cancer.

29. (cancer) (0↑, 4↓)
A common disease in Western culture, due to vital vitamin B17 deficiency. B17 is banned in the US by the FDA.

Apricot & apple seeds prevent cancer.

Author: LookUpWatergate http://cancer.urbanup.com/6008537
30. (cancer) (10↑, 15↓)
A very irritating person. A person that sticks to you like cancer (the disease) and is highly annoying, pesky and bothersome.

A: Yaar, Prob. ke notes de ga? B: Sure. A: Can i have lunch with you too? B: CANCER NA BUNN \!\!\!

31. (cancer) (25↑, 33↓)
a cigarette

hey man can i have a drag of you cancer?

Author: dakota bongwater http://cancer.urbanup.com/495863
32. (Cancer) (32↑, 41↓)
The coolest disease in the world\! You can get it from EVERYTHING\! American cheese, Porno, breathing, Sun light, Being alive, Sex and nonvirgin blood

Yay i'm sooo much cooler then you\! I got CANCER\!

33. (Cancer) (15↑, 25↓)
A disease that will eventually kill us all.

"I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn back"

34. (Cancer) (10↑, 21↓)
A less deadly version of AIDS

You: Bro, I just got diagnosed with cancer. Friend: Hey man, it could be worse, you could get the true form, AIDS

35. (Cancer) (2↑, 15↓)
A word similar to those that you respond with when you have no idea what to say. Such as woot,word, and sweet.

I just fell down the stairs... hahahahah. Cancer.

36. (cancer) (9↑, 22↓)
another word for cool , tight , bomb and diggitty to its fullest extent.

That guy is so CANCER he gave me tits\!\! or CANCER\!\!\! I got the high score in donkey kong\! Besides the fact that hes got cancer his cool

37. (cancer) (31↑, 48↓)
Astrological symbol

"Your a cancer, i'm a sagidtaidararious. lets have sex"

38. (CANCER) (6↑, 26↓)
A group of guys that are so ILL and do what ever they want. They'll steal your wife, girlfriend and ruin your life while bettering their own. They drink bottles of vodka like water every night and there is no stopping them

I got so CANCER shat last night that I ended up fucking my friends brothers girlfriend with another dude at the same time.

39. (cancer) (8↑, 33↓)
a sport somewhat like soccer execpt played with a smashed soda can, at school, using two metal posts as goal posts (derived from the words cana nd soccer using all of can and the last 3 letters of soccer)

they played cancer

Author: superstudentG http://cancer.urbanup.com/5570
40. (cancer) (7↑, 45↓)
Adjective used to describe the atmosphere in a room full of women. (usually a congregation of loose women).

Damn, its cancer as a champ in herrr\!

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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